dirtylittledamsel:

when he asks for nudes but you’re not in the mood

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kokosnsse:

I’m so fucking done lmaooo
gifs-for-fun:

Your friends behind your back when you’re talking to the person you like.

dirkbot:

things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

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fr33kinmatt:

Ohh good, a man for both of my thirsts.

bromancing-the-stone:

I’ve never had a romantic boyfriend…it seems lame but I want a guy who would surprise me with flowers, plan some sweet outlandish dates, and that aren’t afraid to do something that might seem garrish…instead I end up with guys who want love to be this plain and complacent idea. I get that there…